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Best ways to Kill yourself


Best ways to Kill yourself




Have you ever searched the internet to know the best painless way to kill yourself?
Well I have, and you are damn near impossible to find the answer.
There is big question to person how to kill your self without pain. Below are some easiest way to commit suicide. you can also find painless ways to commit suicide.

Ways to kill yourself


1. Slit your wrists.
2. Drink cleaning supplies.
3. Gun Shot - Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot.
4. Cut yourself along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.
5. Fill the bathtub up with hot water and get in. Go underwater & breathe until I say stop.
6. Give yourself a home-made tattoo with toxic silver pen.
7. Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push           down the button & enjoy!

8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all on yourself.

9. Bash your head in with a hammer.
10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half.

11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart.
12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door's way and let it close.
13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.
14. Shove a Chef's knife up your butt.
15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.
16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.
17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each          place for at least 45 seconds.
19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.
20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.
21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in             which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.
22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket.
23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy       the ride!
24. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.

NOTE
This post only for fun, remember that suicide is not solution for any problem.  If your friend & you are thinking about suicide please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-TALK (8255). It is toll free number they will help to you. Meditate your self it is a best way to fell free. 

81 comments:

  1. tysm i am totally killing my self

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  2. tysm i am totally killing my self

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  3. tysm i am totally killing my self

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    1. I'm 13 and its 2020 I just wanna fucking die already but I don't wanna hurt my family or friends oh wait I have no friends ���� I have gone insane ever since my ex Lucas holly left me and my other ex that had to change schools ������ his name is Kenneth ray and I still remember him like he's right next to me �������� well I hope you have be great day and please stay off this it's really bad and even for me it's bad so your d bye and live cause God made you for a reason I don't know the reason but I know it's something cause your life is not a film so don't end it your skin is just t paper don't cut it your neck is not a hanger don't hang it ����

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    2. I have a family and a very sweet dog that love me. I want to kill myself but I know that I will break their hearts forever. It's hard to kill yourself when you know that someone will suffer because of it and my parents are kind, funny and smart. Do you know a painless method to kill yourself ? Thanks. Should I tell my parents ? Or break, without wanting to, their hearts forever. It is a tought decision and yesterday, the love of my life broke my heart...Should I tell her that I love her before killing myself ? Have a nice day and, please, if you are on this website throw your phone away and go talk with someone about your condition.

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    3. stufu im killing myself with a fucking m and m fuck you

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    4. You don't understand how it is to be in love with someone and not being able to tell them before you die ? Do you know how it is ? No, you probably don't (if you do, i am sorry). And you can kill yourself PLENTY of other ways that with an M&M : listen to what the Chemistry teacher says, it might be helpful. For me, it was.

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    5. why is this evan allowed like come on now this shii NOT FUCKING FUNNY DAMNNN

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    6. bruh this how do they know so many ways to kill themselves kinda fucked up

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  5. None of these seem painless please add a painless version of this article

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  6. thanks dude this really helped me

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    1. This site made me feel more confident at succeeding besides who would want to service after trying to lol themselves certainly not me I was caught once and revived once both made me extremely hard off at the fact I was still alive

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    2. Shut up its good to die because the point of life is to die right? Well I want to already end my god damn life its a travesty and a huge devastation.

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    3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErS5dPCNpRg your worthy jesus loves you its not too late

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  7. Thanks I'm very sad and depressed and this helped me find ways to kill !used

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErS5dPCNpRg your worthy Jesus loves you please dont its not too late

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    2. too late man, its been 4 months

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  8. Thank you for helping me kill my sle

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  9. lol, to be honest this is probably the funniest website i have been in, everyone says this helped and they tried this but this one question seems to just be stuck in my brain the one thing i don't understand is people are still alive because they left a comment after they've done it...BOOOO you bunch of liars

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    1. Alr listen up dumb ass, these people obviously commented before killing them selfs and I honestly don’t know how you didn’t realize that and i would also like to say, what is hell is wrong with you? Saying that this is funny? Peoples are seriously considering taking their lives and your saying its funny? this is so fcked up.

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  10. "funniest website i have ever been in" go to fucking hell anyone that makes this/thinks this is funny thats not fucking cool

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    1. that's not being a snowflake you dumb fuck, this is a serious fucking issue and you're saying "snowflake?? Honestly, how stupid could you fucking be, being so dumb about this. Jesus fucking christ, you dumb bitch, people go along with their lives having problems and contemplating to kill their fucking selves. honestly, wish you would just fucking die instead of saying "snowflake" you incohorent fucking bitch.

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    2. are you tarded

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    3. these shocked me? uhh you have a creative mind ig but anyways thanks and this is a serious case tho.... i dont understand how these things are funny or fun some made me cringe in fear in shit...sorry

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  11. anyone that is feeling like doing this please please go talk to someone i know you dont want to but trust me it helps

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  12. YEP TOTALY DOING THAT

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  13. Thank you, I appreciate this. I've been planning for a while, but never found the right thing to do. I've been depressed for almost four years, I am 13 years old.

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    1. im also 13 years old, if you need to talk to someone, heres my Instagram- snazzy.edits.here
      come talk to me.

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    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErS5dPCNpRg your so worthy Jesus loves you please dont you dont understand the eternal conciquence with taking your life your still too young with Jesus you have such a purpose trust me

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  14. Does your name happen to be patience

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  15. Also don't die!!! Which may seem weird judging by the fact that I looked this up but just remember this poem I made. This door is a choice for you to choose. Some say it's a fait that's better off you loose. But yet I still wonder what's in store. How can I escape the temptations of the door.

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  16. Which means that what if life is worse when your dead
    It could be an endless void of suffering

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  17. HAHAH LOL I LOVE THE ONE THAT SAYS "CUT YOUR SELF"

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    1. It kind of does work unless somebody caught you and took you to the hospital which sucks. I really want to kill myself at this point of life already.

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  18. I DID THEM ALL!

    they worked but now the police are chasing me because apparently doing these things to family is "illegal"
    help

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  19. i wish i could kill myself but im a pussy :/

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  20. I just wanna kms already because I feel like my life is not worth living for anyone and anyway I think itll be good if I was gone and not here on this stupid earth any much longer I might just od and never wake up I think that will be for the best tbh );

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  21. Haha, I laughed reading all of these. I can understand Kimberly Dane, It's 2020. I'm 12 years old, I've been depressed for 4.5 years and I'm losing my mind in Quarantine. My 11 year old sister JUST got submitted to the psychiatric ward for possibly Schizophrenia. The world is a shit storm and I think kids in my generation were born to kill boomer's and most millennials (Generation Y)

    Yeeted by ME

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    1. i feel like so many people (including me) just wanna die

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  22. what better then to kill urself during suicide prevention moth

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  23. Me: Searches how to kms on Bing
    Bing: …okay not the best idea BUT THERES ALL THESE SITES THAT TELL YOU HOW
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I'm just gonna fucking hang myself

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  24. just fucking kill me already

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  25. lol i love this i'm trying one today let's see what happens

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  26. Found this funny in a depressive moment thanks for that

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  27. know I can finally kill myself thx so much


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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErS5dPCNpRg I know its hard and you feel like giving up but dont you matter so much to JESUS if only you knew!! and your SO worthy your worthy of Jesus and GOD in the kingdom of heaven

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  28. i can finally killmyself and they cant stop me

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    1. your so worthy Jesus loves you please dont you dont understand the eternal conciquence with taking your life your still too young with Jesus you have such a purpose trust me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErS5dPCNpRg

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  29. TYYYY I really just need painless no one wants to run me over lol I don't know how to use a gun I hate taking pills,jumping, pushing shit in my eyes lmao I'm 15 I'm tired of school and everything nothing goes bad in my life I'm just bored and tired of everything and everyone do y'all have anymore ideas?πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍πŸ¦―πŸ’ƒπŸΎπŸ˜πŸ€žπŸΎ

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    1. I am going to do number 2 in 5 days if you have saw my comment. If you want a painless one tho, I recommend jumping off a building. Because if i dont die from number 2, Imma just jump.

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    2. go fuck yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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  30. TYYYY I really just need painless no one wants to run me over lol I don't know how to use a gun I hate taking pills,jumping, pushing shit in my eyes lmao I'm 15 I'm tired of school and everything nothing goes bad in my life I'm just bored and tired of everything and everyone do y'all have anymore ideas?

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  31. this actually made me want to kill myself less when i got to the steamroller i was crying laughing omg

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  32. All suicide hotline numbers if you need someone to talk to :

    - [ ] Argentina: +5402234930430

    - [ ] Australia: 131114

    - [ ] Austria: 142; for children and young people, 147

    - [ ] Belgium: 106

    - [ ] Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05

    - [ ] Botswana: 3911270

    - [ ] Brazil: 188 for the CVV National Association

    - [ ] Canada: 1 .833 .456 .4566, 5147234000

    - [ ] (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

    - [ ] Croatia: 014833888

    - [ ] Denmark: +4570201201

    - [ ] Egypt: 7621602

    - [ ] Estonia: 3726558088;

    - [ ] Russian 3726555688

    - [ ] Finland: 010 195 202

    - [ ] France: 0145394000

    - [ ] Germany: 08001810771

    - [ ] Holland: 0900767

    - [ ] Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000

    - [ ] Hungary: 116123

    - [ ] India: 8888817666

    - [ ] Ireland: +44058457909090

    - [ ] Italy: 800860022

    - [ ] Japan: +810352869090

    - [ ] Mexico: 5255102550

    - [ ] New Zealand: 0800543354

    - [ ] Norway: +4781533300

    - [ ] Philippines: 028969191

    - [ ] Poland: 5270000

    - [ ] Portugal: 21 854 07 40/8 . 96 898 21 50

    - [ ] Russia: 0078202577577

    - [ ] Spain: 914590050

    - [ ] South Africa: 0514445691

    - [ ] Sweden: 46317112400

    - [ ] Switzerland: 143

    - [ ] United Kingdom: 08457909090

    - [ ] USA: 18002738255

    - [ ] Veterans’ Crisis Line: 1 800 273 8255/ text 383255


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  33. ty. this helps a bunch. Whoever made this will forever be an outcast to society but helps alot to all us suicidal peeps

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  34. I am going to leave this place in 5 days, I hope everyone else stays happy. Although I am 12 I dont want to live anymore

    btw ty for all this. When my parents are going to the dentist in 5 days, I'm gonna do number 2.
    See everyone on the other side

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  35. it appears im 9 days late, but if you didnt go through with your plan im glad, there is so much to live for, don’t you wanna see what you look like in the future or see what your kid/s and husband/wife will look like to? Life may seem sucky right now, and im no doctor and i dont know what you have gone through, im just another 13 yr old with depression, but hey i still can try to make a difference. If you did end up killing yourself, then you are braver than a lot of people, may you rest easy, this shouldn’t be congratulated but you sure as hell had guts, please be safe up there πŸ€žπŸ½πŸ•ŠπŸŒΉ

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  36. I already tried slitting my wrists so next time I take a bath I guess i'm going to try and drown myself

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  37. It's heartbreaking seeing a big number of young people struggling with depression and some other mental illnesses. But if you're reading this, please be aware that nothing of this is temporary, there's a silver lining of every situation regardless the difficulty. Please, persevere and reach out to someone that you feel comfortable speaking with. I know that I shouldn't be the one saying this considering that I've looked this up as well, it's not that I'm gonna do it or anything but I was just curious whether there was something like that or not and terrifyingly i found this. Please stay strong, each and every problem will shape you at the end and you're gonna be even stronger, don't act upon those negative thoughts please. Things will be alright, I know that there's no certainty but always keep your chin up that something will turn up. I hope things get better for the readers. Also, be careful from the people who are on this website, some of them are trolls and others are taking it very seriously. Please be kind to one another and take one step at a time. I wish you guys the best of luck and please survive.

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  38. Tysm im so depressed and I wanna die. Bye biches, see you in hell

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  39. plz people don't do this i used to be depressed but then i started playing basketball im not saying basketball will fix it but find something to do that will make u happy you'll get through this i always tried to end it but i couldnt because i knew if i did theres no turning back plz im begging u dont do this if u need someone too talk to talk to someone who has gone through it they will show u life is beautiful and u matter so much to me ur family friends try to stay away from negative things i will be here if u need a talk dont end it cuz u matter too much to die

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  40. all of the suicide methods are either stupid or wouldn't work

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